A list of puns related to "Expiration date"
Friggin' spoiled brats
This happened last February while my mom was about to prepare some lunch.
Mom: This hummus is dated 2-03-13 but I guess it's okay...
Dad: Well your face is dated 2-12-1964 but you don't see us complaining.
If they’re pasta expiration date.
I'm looking for the expiration date.
"Did you go on an expiration date?"
She asked how you can tell if a date has gone bad.
I said usually the first sign is a lack of conversation.
Whenever I see something with an expiration date that has a ridiculous time a lotted for consumption I will say... For instance today is august 16,2013 If i buy cereal today that expires on november 2015 I will say "we have to hurry up and eat this by november 2015!" Hahaha...crickets
While cleaning out the pantry last night, my husband asked if I can see when the container of dates will go bad as he can't find a "Best if Used By" on the packaging. I take the container from him, look at it carefully and reply "Apparently, these are no expiration dates".
He said they were a 'bit' expired http://i.imgur.com/W4PsWai.jpg (Date actually says 12/19/14 :3)
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