What starts with W and ends with T?
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am
I hope this quarantine end soon.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
Can somebody please tell me when this mask mandate will end?
I've been hanging out with this masked guy for a week now and this date is getting really boring.
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
How do you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
"You got spat on, you big baby, it's not the end of the world!"
"That's not what I said. I said it was the alpaca lips!"
What is always the score at the end of a “best-of-three” match?
One won one, and one won two.
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
I think all World races should end in Europe
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
Daughter (complaining): :Daaaad, that's boring!" Son (overhearing end of conversation): "What's boring?"
Me (to son): digging holes in the ground.
mum: snigger
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Lock down MAY END by MAY END, or MAY NOT END by MAY END,as it MAY EXTEND....
But MAY will END, by MAY END, even if lockdown MAY NOT END.
Why at the end of the week?
We CANNOT let this year end.
Cos then we will be admitting 2021.
But then again, we can't just skip 2021. Cos the next year is 2022.
Why is everyone depressed and ready for the year to end?
Because 2021.
I hope this is OC. Havent looked though.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
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