I Disappear Puns

A list of puns related to "I Disappear"

Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear

Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.

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👤︎ u/jeje17j
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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For my next trick I will disappear,

Fuck you pear you taste like shit.

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👤︎ u/Titan407
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Magician: I can make anything disappear

Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea

Magician: *waves hand*
Done

om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...

and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.

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👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear

It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors

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👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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👤︎ u/KirbyThings
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...

But it was butter then nothing.

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.

I guess I just have good Depp perception.

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👤︎ u/adambrantbelcher
📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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I've discovered a trick which makes the punchline disappear.
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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Dad: “for this trick I’m gonna disappear”

Proceeds to leave town with his mistress and doesn’t even call on your birthday for 27 years. TWENTY-SEVEN Years. Then when you have your second child he tries to reconnect with you because he regrets all the lost time.

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👤︎ u/bridgeheadprod
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out why the sun disappears...

...then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/meepmorpzorp-robot
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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A magician walks into a stage, he says “For this joke, I will make the punchline disappear!!!”
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👤︎ u/MushWaffle
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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I once witnessed a magician make the fog over a lake disappear.

It was mist defying.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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A Mexican magician tells the audience "I will disappear on the count of 3..."

He says, "Uno, dos..." poof... And he disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three... ( this wasn't mine, i found it on imgur) imgur.com/gallery/zRnm4dj
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👤︎ u/Veggieknight
📅︎ Dec 08 2014
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For my next trick,I will disappear.

"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Magician: I can make anything disappear

Punchline:

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👤︎ u/Nihilman
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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And for my next trick, I will disappear

Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!

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👤︎ u/adyeardley
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Magician: I can make anything disappear

Magician: I can make disappear

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👤︎ u/BlackDragon6549
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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For my next joke, I will disappear.
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👤︎ u/cross_beaux
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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I'm going to disappear without a trace

Uno....dos......

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👤︎ u/mjbritt79
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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