A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3
He says “Uno, Dos….” Poof
He disappeared without a tres
Why did Elliot Page disappear after becoming a parent?
Perks of becoming trans-parent.
My doctor told me this rash on my upper torso would disappear if I vent my frustrations.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
A horse walks into a pub and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, do you think you may be an alcoholic?” The horse replies , “I don’t think I am” and disappears from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of ‘I think, therefore I am’ but to explain that before the rest of the joke is to put Descartes before the horse.
What sort of deer disappears when you turn the light on?
What’s the best way to make trans people disappear?
Give them all kids so they become trans parent
How do you make the number one disappear?
Just add a g and it's gone.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Put a g in front of it then it's gone.
put an n in front of it and you have none.
put a d in front of it....annnd I'm done
What do you call a penis that disappears?
What chemical do you pour on yourself to disappear?
What do you call an experiment where things disappear?
How do you make the number two disappear?
Why did the computer virus disappear?
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
How did the dinosaur disappear?
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says “uno, dos..” poof. He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician tell everybody that he can disappear on the count of 3
Uno, dos... Poof. He disappeared without a tres!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.
He disappeared without a tres.
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add G and it's gone
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE
How do you make the number 'one' disappear?
You add a G and it's gone
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “Uno, dos…”
Then poof…he disappears without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE.
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
How do you make the number one disappear
You add a g and it's GONE
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add G and it’s gone .
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says “Uno...Dos...” *POOF*
...he disappeared without a Très
How do you make one disappear?
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add a G, and it’s gone.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
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