Starting to think that someone might have performed an exscissorcism.
Schnappchat!
And he disappeared without a tres.
You add "g" and it's GONE
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
You flush it 🥴
"He just checked out."
I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.
Because it ransomware.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
would I be mist?
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Investigators are out of Leeds.
But it was just a stage he was going through.
He disappeared without a tres.
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
It didn't land.
Mama MIA
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled “one”, and the magician smiled, “two”, and he disappeared without a tres.
You add a G and it's gone
You add "g" and it's GONE.
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
You add a g and it's GONE
You just add G and it’s gone .
...he disappeared without a Très
He disappeared without a tres.
He disappeared without a tres.
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
You just add a G, and it’s gone.
Would I be mist?
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
But then he disappeared without a tres...
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear at the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..." poof ... He disappeared without a tres!
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
