Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Did you know that cats are liquid?
Of course, you measure them in litters
The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Another day, another Dawn.
I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why
Something about them is just off-pudding
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
What do you call an oily topical liquid for dry pig's skin?
I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?
I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?
What did the gas say to the liquid?
What’s the matter with solid?
Why is it that panhandlers are only allowed to eat liquid meals?
Because beggars can’t be chewsers
I would say a joke about liquids
But it's a pretty solid joke
I bought some clear, liquid hand-soap today.
Got home and realized that I can't use it. My hands are solid, and opaque.
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
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It's pasteurized before you even see it.
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Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
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Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
What’s the fastest liquid?
Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
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Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
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It's pasteurized before you even see it!
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.
Do you know what the fastest liquid is?
Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.
Today, I found out that milk is the fastest liquid
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What liquid is considered the fastest in the world?
Milk, because it can be pasteurized before you even see it.
What's the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk
It's pasteurized before you see it!
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