Increase Puns

A list of puns related to "Increase"

So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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👤︎ u/phx14_
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?

A wet Pomeranian.

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👤︎ u/David_F_Pumpkins
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...

I hope it is a big cellar.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?

Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.

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👤︎ u/rhodatoyota
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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👤︎ u/Psyched_to_Learn
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 16 2020
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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👤︎ u/Vandorbelt
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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Taylor Swift could further increase her revenue by opening an express alterations shop

and calling it Tailor Swift

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👤︎ u/timeexterminator
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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👤︎ u/gbeeson
📅︎ May 09 2016
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When baby delights, and pitch of voice increases

We call this high coo.

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👤︎ u/CaptainPatent
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?

Look at it through a magnifying glass.

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👤︎ u/i_hate_android_p
📅︎ May 10 2019
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The increase of bad parents has directly influenced the increase in gays.

Parents don't tell their kids to straighten up anymore.

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👤︎ u/Conniption26
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you know that having a household cat increases your chances of being killed by a cat?

I was petrified.

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👤︎ u/SpectrumPrime
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Studies show that telling Dad Jokes increases fertility.

I mean... it's conceivable.

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👤︎ u/ivey090
📅︎ Mar 06 2018
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Have you heard about the recent Irish population increase?

It's Dublin.

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👤︎ u/ColonialDagger
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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