Knee Surgery Puns

While the nurse was getting me ready to go, she had to disconnect the wires and take off all tabs. She said there all wires removed. I said “thanks now I am wireless!”

The wife groaned

I guess you can call them Japa-knees

It’s a ...😏🕶.....😎 Joint Operation.

It was a joint venture

It’s pivotal to my recovery.

I was shopping with one of my friends who had just gotten knee surgery the day before and her entire leg was swollen from the operation. We met up with my girlfriend and she asked my friend how her leg was.

I beat my friend to answering and replied "just swell".

Judging by the reaction I guess it was too soon but I did get a laugh from a woman working at the store!

While visiting him in the hospital I always told him "I hope your face gets better soon" even though it wasn't injured, as a joke.

Now at home, I just asked him how his leg was feeling, and afterwards when the doctors said his face would get better. His response was "About two weeks before yours."

Fair call, should have seen that coming.

A couple of months ago I broke my knee and it got infected after the surgery. I have to exercise it every night. I was complaining at dinner how it was a battle to exercise it. My dad promptly said "Sounds like you lost the battle of wounded knee" then proceeded to eat his pasta.

I was talking to a coworker about my upcoming ACL surgery. I told him I wouldn't be able to drive for a long time because its my right knee. He responded, "Its a shame it isn't your left knee, then you'd be all right."

My half sisters were telling my dad about how his ex-wife just had surgery to replace both knees.

Dad: "She should have gone to Africa"

Sister: "Africa, why?"

Dad: "Because that's where the negro"

I was talking to a friend, and I said I'd be missing school.

HIM: Why are you missing school?

ME: I've got to talk with a doctor before my knee surgery

HIM: you're getting surgery? where?

ME: On my knee!

I then laughed so hard I almost cried while he got pissed.

My dad had knee surgery yesterday And my wife made some cookies, she wants to write some witty knee jokes on them with frosting and we "kneed" your help! Thank you in advance all your beautiful people !