Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery

Yeah that was it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My dad had a failing heart and refused to get surgery.

But in the end, he had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I had a heart removal surgery the other day

When my family asked me if I was okay, I didn’t have the heart to tell them no.

Edit. I can’t change the title but I’ve decided to word it differently:

My heart got ripped out earlier today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcrehm41506
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!

Home is where the heart is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowboykillers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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My dad still has it one day out of open heart surgery.

Nurse: How do you feel? Dad: with my fingers mostly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejonesinator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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What do you call it when someone named Michael has heart surgery after dark?

Open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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So my dad just had open heart surgery

It's his second day in recovery and he's finally awake and starting to walk around a bit. Today he was moved to a step-down unit from ICU. A new doctor we've never seen before came over to check up on my dad.

Doctor: "Hi Mr. _______, how are you feeling? Dr. Esposito asked me to keep an eye on you."

Dad: "Oh really? Which one?"

Poor doctor was so taken aback... He didn't even see it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VRBD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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My dad had a major heart surgery and I asked him....

Me: How did you sleep last night? Dad: With my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princealiofil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...


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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Heart Surgery

Girl: I'm having heart surgery.

Boy: I know.

G: I love you!

B: I love you more!

Girl wakes up post-surgery; only her dad is in the room

G: Where is he?

Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?

G: Cries

D: Just kidding, he went to the bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlekRivard
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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My Dad will be telling Dad Jokes till the end...

Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...

Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.

My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...

The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.

Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloatyMcBoatface
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Dad Burn

Me: I am nervous for surgery tomorrow Sister: Why are you having surgery? Me jokingly: they have to remove my heart. Dad:They can't remove what you dont have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thequeenof14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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My SO got me good today

Me: My dad actually grew a beard after his open-heart surgery. Her: He never had one before? Me: Nope Her: Must have had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pocket_Bottlecaps
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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