A list of puns related to "Open Heart Surgery"
Nurse: How do you feel? Dad: with my fingers mostly
It's his second day in recovery and he's finally awake and starting to walk around a bit. Today he was moved to a step-down unit from ICU. A new doctor we've never seen before came over to check up on my dad.
Doctor: "Hi Mr. _______, how are you feeling? Dr. Esposito asked me to keep an eye on you."
Dad: "Oh really? Which one?"
Poor doctor was so taken aback... He didn't even see it coming.
Me: My dad actually grew a beard after his open-heart surgery. Her: He never had one before? Me: Nope Her: Must have had a change of heart.
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