Shoemaking Puns

A list of puns related to "Shoemaking"

I got a contact to make a documentary about shoemakers. They didn't give me enough time to a great job...

...but I manged to cobble something together last minute.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What does a shoemaker say when sneezing?

A shoe!

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👤︎ u/Smileylover1
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Because they have good soles

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👤︎ u/HelloInevitable-IamD
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Punny shoemaker
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👤︎ u/ArcticCalyx
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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Something was wrong with my shoe so I went to the shoemaker. I gave him the shoe, tried to explain what was wrong with it, but he already knew; he was staring into its sole
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👤︎ u/shmibbles
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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The fairy-tale shoemaker was tired of working for the President. He sang:

Obama's elf

Don't wanna be

Obama's elf

Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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Why does the shoemaker hate his job?

Because he always sees defeat

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👤︎ u/HollowChoke360
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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A little boy went into a shoemaker shop...

A little boy went into a shoemaker's shop and asked the shoemaker:

"What are shoes made of?"

The shoemaker replies offhandedly "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker repeats "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker firmly says "Hide."

Little boy goes "What?"

Shoemaker yells "HIDE, HIDE! THE COW'S OUTSIDE!"

Little boy says "I don't care, I'm not afraid of any cow."

So this is my dad's favorite joke of all time. ALL time. It went from "I don't get it" to "I get it, heh" to "okay this isn't funny" to "haha it's actually pretty funny" over the years. I'm not sure where I land on it currently, there you have it. The ultimate dad joke.

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👤︎ u/dickflyr
📅︎ May 23 2014
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Wondering if there's something going on?

Ask a shoemaker; If anyone knows whats afoot, it's him

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👤︎ u/Cantankerousbastard
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Dad, why did mum marry you?

Well son it's because im a shoemaker... Son:yeah, and? Well, obviously I was her solemate.

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👤︎ u/sillythaumatrope
📅︎ Feb 18 2015
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