I am a shoe repairer...
Does that class me as a sole trader?
What do you call a minister that does shoe repair?
Preach Cobbler
The shoe repair store is going out of business.
They soled all their shoes.
Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)
To get some soles!
I was just trying to talk about getting my shoes repaired
Me: So Dad, looks like I need a new pair of shoes (as I showed him the worn out sole on my current boots)
Dad: I don't know of any shoe repair shops in the area.
Me: There's a cobbler just around the corner from my house, I went in to....
Dad: (before I could finish my sentence) Yea, but it's probably just apple.
Of course, I had to laugh, but then quickly continued the conversation the way I had intended...
Girlfriend and I at the thrift shop...
Her: "Looks like someone repaired these shoes." Me: "We're in a thrift shop. Of course they've been re-sold."
She just walked away.
