My roommate and I have been working on re-wiring the living room in our house.
We’ve been having a lot of issues getting everything to work, so it was hard for my roommate to resist the excitement when I turned everything on and it worked. I, on the other hand, was shocked.
I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.
Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.
Did u hear about the cow that jumped a barb wire fence?
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?
What do you call a cow stepping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
My Dad a actually told me this one.
Shoutout to these users, amazing puns
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Wire" "Wire who?"
"Wire you not eating your dinner?"
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
I'm a bad electrician...
People are usually shocked when they find out.
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
An electrician came home very late when night and his wife said
"Wire you insulate"
And he replied "Watts it to you? I'm Ohm ain't I?"
This is the first Dad joke I remember hearing, and it came from my older brother.
(We're not grading for quality here, right?)
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
What do parent wires do with bad kid wires
Wires should be called wheres
Nobody asks why they exist, just where do they go.
Had knee surgery today
While the nurse was getting me ready to go, she had to disconnect the wires and take off all tabs. She said there all wires removed. I said “thanks now I am wireless!”
The wife groaned
I accused Alexa of stealing my Adderall
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
Did you ever see how wires are made?
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
Cow jokes that are great for making your kids' eyes roll :
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!
Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")
My wife and I have problems understanding each other and always get wires crossed.
But I love it when the sparks fly.
I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...
... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
I saw some kids outside playing with live wires.
I think they should be grounded.
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.
Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
What happened when the cow jumped over the barb wired fence?
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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