A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
Why did the farmer need such a long AUX cable for?
To tie his ox
Joke by my 9 year old brother
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
My son kept chewing on electrical cables
Shows about food are no longer available on cable tv.
You can only get them on dish.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...
Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”
Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”
Brain: “Why not?!”
Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”
On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?
Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
I bit into an electrical cable last night
I won't do it again, it shocked me.
What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
I lost a cable for my new computer and now i can't finish it.
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."
Help, I lost my phone's charging cable
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
People who install underground cables...
Are very good at burying the lead.
My friends wouldn't give me the aux cable
"Dad, I really need a cable mouse."
"Okay, let me put out the traps first."
I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables
One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:
Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.
("the Clamp-its.")
So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck
And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says “i’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
Jumper cables walk into a bar
Bartender says “Don’t start anything!”
Cable repairman was on my street and asked what time it was.
I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...
Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll serve you...”
“, but don’t start anything”
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!!!!
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
So some jumper cables walk into a bar
And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything
a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?
Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
A jumper cable walks into a bar....
And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"
A Jumper Cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."
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