A list of puns related to "Home wiring"
You couldn't make it up.
Was working on a high end home, just trying to hide a wire that went out to a wine cooler, and my boss accidentally pulls the cord out and says,
"Sorry fridge!"
Without skipping a beat, I reply,
"Don't worry, it's cool!"
I'm no dad, but he is, and he thought it was hilarious, and that he would tell his wife that one later.
Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"
Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"
Wife: "What?"
Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."
Wife: Heavy sigh.
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