Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm" youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o…
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PSA: Broken Windows, Burglar Alarms, and Zombies

With the default Apocalypse settings, only the player can trigger house alarms. While I used to think that was fine, I just learned that this can lead to situations where a zombie horde smashes every window and tears the doors off of a house, but if you go up and start removing the broken glass from one of the windows the zombies broke, the alarm will trigger.

Do yourself a favor. Turn on, "Zombies house alarm triggering," in the sandbox zombie settings, so you don't get surprised by this silly scenario.

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Cosmic burglar alarm reddit.com/gallery/rxw6ij
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TX: David Wilson, who Shot and Killed Officer who set off burglar alarm then entered Wilson's residence without warrant, Acquitted after Jury Trial ammoland.com/2021/12/tx-d…
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A black homeowner was handcuffed and detained in his boxers after his burglar alarm went off edition.cnn.com/2019/08/2…
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Steve Nicol's wife can't say 'burglar alarm' πŸ˜‚ #shorts | ESPN FC youtu.be/OieKjGYeNVM
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To say "Purple burglar alarm" v.redd.it/0c11212qety71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ni-_
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WHO DID BETTER ON BURGLAR ALARM/TUXEDO BEAT?

SHOUT OUT YOUNG MALCOLM THO

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[poetry] Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm" youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o…
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It’s five in the morning and being kept awake for hours by a burglar alarm.

Extra info: this alarm seems to belong to a business, not a private home. It has gone off several times in the past but never for this long. Is there anyone I can complain to, despite being unable to ascertain where exactly the alarm is coming from?

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For the second time this week, I woke up to my burglar alarm sounding.

As I checked the security cameras and saw nothing, again, I recalled something about spirits and vampires not showing up on cameras.

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Bubble wrap carpeting is the ultimate burglar alarm.
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This email I received from my burglar alarm company reminding me of their sale. They format their actual system alerts/alarms the exact same way.
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Car alarms make people check their keys never check for burglars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L0kdoggie
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Purple burglar alarm
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"Purple burglar alarm" - тСст Π½Π° ΡˆΠΎΡ‚Π»Π°Π½Π΄Ρ†Π°. v.redd.it/o5vmfecs5jn71
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If someone tries to get in here, my burglar alarm will let us know.
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Purple Burglar Alarm youtube.com/watch?v=us4_W…
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[#54|+3753|376] A black homeowner was handcuffed and detained in his boxers after his burglar alarm went off [r/nottheonion] reddit.com/r/nottheonion/…
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Burglar alarms that only go off when someone's on holiday. All night, at 30 min intervals. For an entire week.
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Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm" youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8
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That feeling when you trigger a burglar alarm
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Burglar Alarm: Sorry, no booze today. Me: I suggest you reconsider.
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Purple Burglar Alarm youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o…
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Are there any other english phrases like "purple burglar alarm" or "Aaron earned an iron urn" that (very amusingly) highlight the quirks of different accents?

I have a fairly neutral (suburban Maryland) American accent so I'd be really intrigued to see one for that.

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A Scot saying "Purple Burglar Alarm" youtube.com/watch?v=rCd38…
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Can Lauren say "purple burglar alarm"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8&ab_channel=Limmy

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My second character's experience with a burglar alarm
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I accidentally set off my grandfather's disturbingly loud burglar alarm v.redd.it/sd4jqx5ukso71
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purple burglar alarm v.redd.it/uh6zqef2iwm71
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As a woman alone tonight on a hot evening in England, I came up with an idea for an effective burglar alarm
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