Telephone Wire Puns

A list of puns related to "Telephone Wire"

My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire

Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/hpbojoe
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My roommate's gunna be a great dad someday

Two crows sitting on a telephone wire outside our window, and a third crow swoops down... "Oh my God it's an attempted murder!"

Nice one, future dad...

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👤︎ u/jmp436
📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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