But nobody saw it!
Lips gloss
I wish it was a whittle faster.
A cab innit
It was called Bruce Banisters
I had trouble coping.
What an adze!
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
So I’m starting a lumbar support group.
Wittle by wittle
I just wasn’t sure if it woodwork.
Just need to carve out some time to read it.
A Carp-enter
but he told me to sit tight.
I am in love with my shelf.
Rigortortoise sets in
It's becoming quite...
Probably the only time i will get nailed (through the leather soul and foot).
P.S: i am alright, no infection.
I was told /r/dadjokes would like this.
My dad says it's the biggest birdhouse in the world. http://imgur.com/lzKJ3w4
A man registered for a woodworking class at his local college. At the end of orientation day, he went up to his professor and nervously enquired whether they would be learning how to make chairs.
"But of course," exclaimed the instructor. "Why?"
"Oh well you see," the man exhaled, visibly relieved "I suffer from IBS and my doctor requested a stool sample."
But I didn't know if it woodwork
My mom was having trouble cutting some wood. She said it was hard to keep it stable. My dad, "Grab a couple of horses" (like sawhorses), and I immediately replied, "Wouldn't that make it more unstable?"
It took him a minute. Then he told me I had to leave.
I told him "I can't wait to start learning how to turn:, I then turned 90° to my left and exclaimed "holy crap I'm getting the hang of it already"
http://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/2idwk0/my_wife_asked_me_to_make_a_key_ring_that_stopped/cl1itf6
Just wondering if anyone has some good woodworking related dad jokes?
A doctor walks into a woodworking shop. He finds the woodworker, asks him "Do you make all these yourself?" The woodworker says yes, he does. The doctor continues, "Because I'm looking for some backless chairs for my office and I don't see any on the floor. I'm not ready to buy yet, so I'm going to need a stool sample."
GET IT?
Dad stops woodworking and says "Okay, then look at this", and holds up a saw in the air. "Do you see it?" he says.
The two kids were puzzled, but affirmed it.
"Good," the dad said, "now you two have a see-saw."
We have a perfectly good one sitting right in the bedroom already, and I am terrible at Woodworking.
Back when I were a young whippersnapper, we had a woodworking project to create something that would let us display a small object.
After a few minutes of the teacher asking us what we would display, and a large number of frankly stupid responses, he told us to stop shouting out. Then someone suggested they display some scissors. He asked "Why would you want to display some scissors?!"
Without skipping a beat I yelled out "To display the cutting edge of technology!"
I can still see him staring at me now!
My dad and I were talking about info he needed for some woodworking project he was doing. This was in the late 90's and specific info like that still wasn't always on the internet.
"Maybe I'll just rent a book from the library."
"Dad, you don't rent books from the library, you borrow them."
"Huh... Well, maybe I'll start my own library where you rent books instead. It'd be a novel idea."
That was 15 years ago now, and I still cringe (and then smirk) when I think of it.
