People with claustrophobia should stop worrying

And come out of the closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I always confuse claustrophobia and homophobia

Remind me, which is the one about being in the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why did the engine have claustrophobia?

There wasn't much vroom to maneuver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctb33391
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.

Which is the one about being in the closet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Went to my first meeting tonight of claustrophobia addicts anonymous.

It was a packed house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I've always hated Santa for some reason...

Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?

He had Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyBullJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I’m getting an MRI tomorrow...

They’re testing to see if I have claustrophobia or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtbuddcody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?

Claustrophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Fear of Santa?

Claustrophobia.

Fear of German men? Klaustrophobia.

Fear of bears? Clawstrophobia.

Fear of legal agreements? Clausetrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I don’t want to get stuck in a chimney on Christmas...

I have Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werwanderflugen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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My son just got me while Christmas decorating

I was putting up my Christmas tree lights while my wife and my 10 year old read over a list of obscure phobias.

"Hey Dad what's the fear if Santa called?"

Claustrophobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakInThePen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Particle_man1420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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What does Santa get when he's stuck in a chimney?

CLAUStrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctsmith76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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