Fear Of Heights Puns

A list of puns related to "Fear Of Heights"

Patient goes to the doctor to talk about his crippling fear of heights.

Doctor: looking over the patients information Looks like you've gone from 5'10 to 5-

Patient: Starts screaming

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👤︎ u/Magikarpus_Maximus
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?

The steaks were too high.

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👤︎ u/VNPimpinella
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Daughter:I have a fear of heights....

Son: I suffer from a fear of clowns

Mother: My fear is of dying

Dad: Italian gangsters-thats Mafia

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👤︎ u/wildcharmander1992
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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If I owned a roofing company, and interviewed an applicant with a fear of heights.....

......I wouldn't "higher" them......

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.

I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Afraid of heights

Plumbers are afraid of heights because they fear plunging to their death.

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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