Throwing Shade Puns

A list of puns related to "Throwing Shade"

When someone throws shade at me...

...I take umbrage.

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👤︎ u/constantclimb
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside.

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👤︎ u/patientbearr
📅︎ May 02 2018
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I once met a wizard who threw a ball of darkness at me.

I hate it when people throw shade.

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👤︎ u/Danda1f
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I don't like clouds...

They're always throwing shade.

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👤︎ u/asgeorge
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why can't you ever trust trees?

Because they are constantly throwing shade

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👤︎ u/r4z0r3dg3_
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What does a tree do when it’s hot and sunny?

It throws shade.

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👤︎ u/ERMAHDERD
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why is high noon the nicest time of day?

Because during that time nobody throws shade!

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👤︎ u/franklinbrown
📅︎ Jul 07 2016
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Why can't you trust trees?

Cause they're always throwing shade

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👤︎ u/offbloff
📅︎ May 08 2018
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