Attitudes! Puns

A list of puns related to "Attitudes!"

What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?

Amino Acid

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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👤︎ u/fordskis
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...

it was a PELI-CAN'T!

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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👤︎ u/Make_it_perfect
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...

They just didn't give a fork...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Cow in front of my house was showing me real attitude

She was being Moo-dy.

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👤︎ u/Navi66
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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Please pardon my attitude.

Due to coronavirus, I'm trying to stay negative.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude and acts lazy?

A beaver that doesn't give a dam!

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👤︎ u/igi23295
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Always try to keep your attitude like a chair in a tornado

Uplifted

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👤︎ u/SalmonellaChikn
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a ravine with an attitude?

A sarchasm.

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👤︎ u/hashsmasher
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

RUDEolf

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👤︎ u/Squeezer999
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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My android butler has a really bad attitude

I think he has a chip on his shoulder.

[Source: Me, am a dad]

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👤︎ u/EedSpiny
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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Someone told me may your coffee be as strong as your daughters attitude

I told them that it have to be concrete.

*Not really a pun just thought it be a funny response to them.

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👤︎ u/CarleCJ253
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?

Lemon-Aid

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👤︎ u/J-Dubbleu
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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At least he has a can do attitude about it imgur.com/lPmKzdQ
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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham
📅︎ Nov 02 2013
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Zombie attitude cartoonstock.com/cartoonv…
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👤︎ u/natefakes
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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"To put the diagnosis in layman's terms, you have an attitude problem", the psychologist says

"No, I dont. You have."

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👤︎ u/fxfxfx
📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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Tonight at dinner we were discussing my daughter's sassy attitude...

I said, "I won't stand for it".

My bf says "But would you sit for it?"

I told him he wasn't biologically a dad and it wasn't fair for him to be making dadjokes. He said two years as my children's "dad" was enough training.

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👤︎ u/PixieNurse
📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

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👤︎ u/TaterRae94
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call an acid with attitude?

A meano-acid!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid 😂.

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👤︎ u/madz528
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino Acid

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👤︎ u/dream_tech
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

a-mean-o-acid

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👤︎ u/13Ergophobia
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid

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👤︎ u/schweetea
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid

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👤︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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👤︎ u/venki131
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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👤︎ u/mc_88
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid!

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👤︎ u/superhairyface
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-Mean-oh Acid.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid.

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👤︎ u/play4hours
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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