What do you say when you throw bread away?
Yeeeeeeeaaast
I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.
The seal was broken.
Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?
Because he didn't knead it!
Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?
Because it Baroque
Why did the priest have to throw away the church?
Because it was parishable.
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
I am my Brothers keeper.
I hate when people throw away clocks.
It’s a waste of time.
Why would someone throw away this perfectly good cowch
MRW I throw away my girlfriends leftover Mexican food.
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.
I think I’ll sleep on it.
My wife asked me to throw away all the broken electrical equipment
But i’ve refused
Why do people throw away unsharpened pencils?
Because they're pointless
I was going to throw away all my old spices...
But it seemed like a waste of thyme.
Why did the farmer throw away all his pickles?
They had become cumbersome.
Why did susie throw away the calendar?
It wouldn’t stop trying to date her !
I had to throw away my favorite pair of scissors.
They just didn't cut it anymore.
What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???
Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.
Someone told me to throw away all of my Meatloaf albums.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
I had to throw away our Chinese purebred's rotten food.
Ciao Chow Chow chow.
If you have bad bread at home, please throw it away.
That's the yeast you could do.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Can't believe someone would just throw away their life like that... imgur.com/hQt9Vgw
Don't forget to throw away your perishable foods on Sunday.
By then it will all be from last year.
I’m struggling to decide whether to throw away my old pillow...
I think I’ll sleep on it
