What do you say when you throw bread away?

Yeeeeeeeaaast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jferry12
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?

Because he didn't knead it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?

Because it Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monster_NotWar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why did the priest have to throw away the church?

Because it was parishable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away

I am my Brothers keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I hate when people throw away clocks.

It’s a waste of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolernaught
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why would someone throw away this perfectly good cowch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/diddlyDIQface
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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MRW I throw away my girlfriends leftover Mexican food.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ESK1MOJOE69
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?

His professor asked him to discus it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanggTwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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My wife asked me to throw away all the broken electrical equipment

But i’ve refused

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueChamp10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why do people throw away unsharpened pencils?

Because they're pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mijuzz7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I was going to throw away all my old spices...

But it seemed like a waste of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rycklikesburritos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why did the farmer throw away all his pickles?

They had become cumbersome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Why did susie throw away the calendar?

It wouldn’t stop trying to date her !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickycata1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I had to throw away my favorite pair of scissors.

They just didn't cut it anymore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???

Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Someone told me to throw away all of my Meatloaf albums.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalkingDown46
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I had to throw away our Chinese purebred's rotten food.

Ciao Chow Chow chow.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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If you have bad bread at home, please throw it away.

That's the yeast you could do.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pachydermis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Can't believe someone would just throw away their life like that... imgur.com/hQt9Vgw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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Don't forget to throw away your perishable foods on Sunday.

By then it will all be from last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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I’m struggling to decide whether to throw away my old pillow...

I think I’ll sleep on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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