Throw Up Puns

It's a gag reflex

It’s a dart board on the ceiling

Well, what can i say, kids his age are irrational

A dartboard on the ceiling.

Mourning sickness.

He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

But they don't understand the gravity of the situation

I asked him what happens when he runs out of kids?

If they pick up both, they'd fall on their butt.

I look over and there is literally a dude in full clown make-up driving a vw bettle next to us. Pop maintained a straight face through the whole thing.

"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."

Me in kitchen: "No! She hasn't even eaten them!"

Cue rolling in the aisles and shouts of "Encore! Encore!"

We have a 15 year old dog who's getting old and gets sick a lot. Tonight was a pretty bad night for her, moving slowly, lathargic, not acting like herself. All of a sudden she starts heaving, then after throws up the most we've ever seen.

Mom: "Ahh poor thing, I feel so ba...OMG WHERE DID THAT ALL COME FROM?"

Step Dad: "Looks like it came from her mouth."

I lost it for a good 5-10 minutes.

Dog is feeling much better now! :)

it's a dart board on a ceiling.

It’s a dart board on a ceiling.

(original: r/jokes)