When you barf in a canoe...

... is it a kayak?

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full

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📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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preparing myself to be a dad one day

my girlfriend is on vacation and told me she was going to bring me home something.

She just texted me "I got you some candy today"

I said "That's so sweet!"

she said "I could barf now."

I'm just glad she got the joke! I'm going to be a great father one day!

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👤︎ u/PropofLOL
📅︎ Sep 14 2016
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