Why do ghosts get so many DUIs
Cuz they're full of BOOS
I heard Tiger Woods got a DUI...
He should have picked a different driver.
Dude, you're getting a DUI
Today at work a different FedEx delivery dude shows up, makes the "dude you got a Dell!" reference (since he was delivering a computer) and then proceeds to say how we don't see those commercials anymore because the actor was jailed for marijuana possession. Everyone heard it wrong and thought our normal guy was in jail, to which my boss replies, "Weed? I thought that was a Gateway drug!"
This is by far the best pun of the day , the journalist really drove the message home!
What is the scale for blood-alcohol content in drivers called?
The DUI Decimal System
A really " rockin' " pun.
If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.
It's the DUI of the........
Tiger
