What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?
Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!
What’s an alcoholic’s favorite book?
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
What do you call Batman's blood vessels?
An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there
"For excessive drinking" the officer replies
So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
Where did the alcoholic battery go?
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Did you hear about the alcoholic law student?
She couldn't pass the bar.
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
Why do mosquitoes prefer to drink alcohol instead of blood?
Because it gives them a nice buzzzzzzz
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems
I abuse alcohol.
Do i really abuse or Aboooze it?
What do you call a tree that sucks blood?
I bought a car that runs on alcohol instead of gas
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
Which alcoholic drink can give you the illusion that you're hurt?
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
Doctor: "Alcoholism is a disease. "
Bartender: "Get your shots here !!"
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
After a really bad experience with alcohol, I gave up drinking altogether.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?
It was chasing after a cocktail.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
What do bloods call their guns?
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
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