This one is oldie but goodie.
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
TEQUILA
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
He knows the last digit of Pi.
A conversation.
... for breakfast.
He never liked Bruised Knee
Because long time no C.
A Round House.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
Once.
Gmail@chucknorris.com
It still didn't land on the ground
Iβd let him
His Shoe
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
...it's called a hedge fund.
He wasn't forthcoming.
My parents weren't home but I was, so my dad said that they could hang out here as long as they stayed downstairs.
http://imgur.com/GABsN0i
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
