How do you make a woodchuck deadly?
Make it throw a nun.
Then it becomes a nun chuck
Woodchuck Genders
Driving along, my six-year-old was reading from a "Weird But True" NatGeo book. We were all told that male woodchucks are called "he-chucks," and females are "she-chucks." I told her that the really religious ones must be "nun-chucks."
What has three letters and starts with gas?
A Car.
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
It’s really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
