Tractor
They go downtown and blow a few bucks
I quickly became endeered.
I guess you could call them transgen-deer
I'd probably suggest going to the restaurant on Sullivan, they catch and prepare deer fresh daily.
He tracked 'er
She was kind, playful and very endeering.
As they order their drinks, the bartender asks, “Who’s paying for these?”
The skunk says “Don’t look at me, I’ve only got one scent”
The doe replies “not me, I haven’t had a buck in years!”
The duck answers “Sorry, I only have one bill on me”
Finally, the giraffe chimes in “Don’t worry guys, the high balls are on me”
I had to commandeer it.
My boyfriend got me this morning.
He was making silly faces, squishing his chin into his neck to make a bunch of neckrolls. He looked at me and said, "You love my neckrolls, though, right?" I replied, "Ohh yeah, I do!"
Then he nailed me, "Guess that makes you a neck-roll-pheliac."
Never thought I'd hear that one...
