Crowbar
A tavern exclusively for birds of the genus Corvus
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So a snake walks in to a bar
The bartender says, "How'd you do that?"
What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
The look on my wife's face was priceless.
My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.
What does the zoologist do after he classifies animals?
Phylum.
