A list of puns related to "Mushroom Dating"
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
Hey guys Iβm very new to the mushrooms scene. Only a couple intense vivid trips. Well the last trip i took was out of this world. I saved about 3.5 g left of it in a baggy in my truck for the last 4-7 months. Are they still able to be eaten or should i just say fuck it and throw it? Not trying to die or anything
I don't even know how to describe myself but uhhhh I'm 6ft tall, 159lbs, addicted to caffeine and working out. I love animals, except most humans and mosquitoes. My favorites are rats and red pandas and racoons. I like being out in nature and learning new things like right now I'm trying to learn to make video games. I like doing martial arts and calisthenics as well as cooking and baking and any sort of crafting hobby. Despite sounding sarcastic all the time I'm a very loving person and am pretty smart and have a decent sense of humor. As far as my value, I'm Vegan, anti work, anti natalist, so thats kinda why meeting people is hard for me. I'm looking for a real loving relationship. Sorry if this post is an incoherent mess I'm tired but please DM me and I'll be happy to exchange pictures n chat!
Update:
Takeno takes blue/orange potions, and apparently elixirs as well.
Kurama takes arrow for bow
Kino takes mushroom dolls you can get from orange mush and potentially others as well.
Tengu takes ores of some types, so far aquamarine and garnet ore for certain.
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
Does anyone have information on the expected date for Mellow Mushroom opening? Thank you
Gill held the great honor of serving as her majesty, Princess Peach's personal servant. He helped her get into those absurd dresses, served her freshly prepared food, and tidied anything that managed to find itself out of place. Pride and gratitude for his position compelled him to perform these tasks dutifully and thoroughly.
And so it was that he came upon a letter hanging from a secret door that had been hastily closed. He moved to push the letter back in, trying not to read the words. He respected his princess' privacy. As he pushed the letter, he revealed a second underneath it. The first had been written in the tight, neat script of the princess. This second letter was covered in an unkempt scrawl.
Gill's curiosity bested him, and he carefully withdrew the letters, glancing at the door to verify his privacy. It was closed. Quite alone, he examined the letters more closely. His stomach tightened and his pulse quickened. The letters fell to the floor. Gill staggered backward, barely catching himself on a nightstand.
Bowser wasn't kidnapping the princess. He was dating her!
Gill's mind reeled with this information. He had to do something. Anything to take his mind off this terrible revelation. After carefully replacing the letters, he slipped out of the princess' chambers and took a stroll across the grounds.
By the time he had reached the end of the royal gardens he had decided. He must tell Mario. Better for him to decide what to do with this information than a lowly toadstool like himself. He found Mario with Luigi in the sparring grounds. Luigi wore hardplated, black armor and pelted Mario with throwing hammers. Mario, dressed like a raccoon deftly dodged the hammers with a spin, then leapt into the air, flying at Luigi and finishing him with a kick.
The armor exploded, but Luigi remained full-sized. Righting himself, Luigi leapt into the air. Mario, now firmly planted on the ground, rolled away as Luigi came crashing down, leaving a small crater in the ground. As Mario righted himself from the roll Luigi slid past, sweeping Mario's legs out from under him.
Mario's cape vanished, revealing his familiar red-and-blue attire. Mario reached for a green turtle shell, hurling it at Luigi. Luigi jumped over the shell as it whipped past, but it ricocheted off a wall and came racing back toward him. Taken from behind, Luigi shrunk to half his size.
"Wahoo!" Mario celebrated, but in his excitement he forgot the turtle shel
... keep reading on reddit β‘Puffball steeled himself for the task ahead. Someone had to tell Mario. It was the right thing to do. Puffball, Boleto, and Morel had been minding their own business, carefully refilling the coin cubes when they spotted her. Princess Peach, their beloved ruler, hid in an enclave with Bowser. Hidden by the bushes, they revealed their charade.
Puffball felt the pang of betrayal all over again. Poor Morel had gasped in surprise, alerting the secret lovers to their position. They scrambled, but only Puffball survived. Bowser's claws sliced Boleto into three neat pieces, and his fire breath baked Morel alive. Puffball rubbed his bottom, remembering the heat of the blast. If only one of them had survived, they could have been the one to break Mario's heart. Alas, the task fell to Puffball and Puffball alone.
He pushed the castle door. It swung open with remarkable ease, revealing a brightly lit stone hallway leading up to a modest throne. Mario sat staring at the entrance, eerily still. "Mu..Mr. Mario, sir?" Puffball mumbled, approaching the throne. "It's-a me, Mario!" Mario beamed back.
Puffball relaxed a little. Mario looked just as jolly as Puffball had always imagined him.
"Ma...Mario, I have some bad news. You see, my friends and I we...well what I mean to say is...we were...but then we heard them whispering and...oh...oh...Princess Peach is dating Bowser!" Puffball continued.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed, his white, gloved hands tensing on the arms of his throne.
"I know!" Puffball agreed. "We couldn't believe it ourselves. Morel gasped in surprise he was so shocked. That was a bad thing because it alerted them to our position. Bowser he...he...he killed Morel and Boleto, sir! I...I'm the only one left that saw them."
"Uh-oh!" Mario yelled, jumping to his feet.
"Yes, I'm sorry to be the bearer of this heartbreaking news, but I knew that you had to know." Puffball finished lamely.
Mario's eyes gleamed. Just then, a door to a rear chamber opened and Princess Peach emerged.
"I knew you would come here." She said, floating over to stand at Mario's side. "Did you really think Mario came to 'rescue' me all those times without being suspicious? No, because he knows. I'm not hoodwinking Mario, I'm fooling Bowser! My kidnaps provide pretense for military action. Do you know how much territory the mushroom kingdom has gained thanks to Bowser's reckless behavior in the name of love? We're three times as powerful as the day my father, King
... keep reading on reddit β‘Im a fungi
He seemed like a fun guy.
Hey all, I searched the sub and couldnβt find info on this. Iβve had some ground up mushrooms in a closet for about a year and I know they lose a lot of potency over time, but do they expire? I guess I just donβt want to get sick or have a bad trip because of how old they are.
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