Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?

He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My date and I made bbq β€œpulled pork” tacos with these gorgeous King Oyster mushrooms πŸ„
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melaningoodgirl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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The girl I’m dating makes me homemade ramen a lot and it’s everything. (Bc I’m always wondering about ingredients: chicken, Brussels Sprouts, broccoli, mushrooms, corn, Serrano pepper, green onion, cilantro, soft boiled soy egg, gochugaru).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicallyillest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Without me everyone would've already died by dating the wrong mushrooms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reaseshits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Flush 2.5 since first flush was only aborts. This is my biggest mushroom to date v.redd.it/lt38stm3q9871
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Father's Day Feast A5 Wagyu beef, mushroom risotto Milanese and brussel sprouts with medjool dates and maple cured bacon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greene363
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Mushrooms potency and expiration date?

Hey guys I’m very new to the mushrooms scene. Only a couple intense vivid trips. Well the last trip i took was out of this world. I saved about 3.5 g left of it in a baggy in my truck for the last 4-7 months. Are they still able to be eaten or should i just say fuck it and throw it? Not trying to die or anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmbarrassedAd102
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I guess I'll have to keep looking for a mushroom dating site imgur.com/EkXw4Y4
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[WP] As a citizen of Mushroom Kingdom, you uncover evidence that Princess Toadstool was secretly dating Bowser all along, and you must break the news to Mario.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I waited through the mushroom shrine dating sim patch for this youtube.com/watch?v=DtVSO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theporo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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22 [M4F] San Diego, CA- Any girls around here looking to date a tall, vegan, mushroom forager?

I don't even know how to describe myself but uhhhh I'm 6ft tall, 159lbs, addicted to caffeine and working out. I love animals, except most humans and mosquitoes. My favorites are rats and red pandas and racoons. I like being out in nature and learning new things like right now I'm trying to learn to make video games. I like doing martial arts and calisthenics as well as cooking and baking and any sort of crafting hobby. Despite sounding sarcastic all the time I'm a very loving person and am pretty smart and have a decent sense of humor. As far as my value, I'm Vegan, anti work, anti natalist, so thats kinda why meeting people is hard for me. I'm looking for a real loving relationship. Sorry if this post is an incoherent mess I'm tired but please DM me and I'll be happy to exchange pictures n chat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stillveganbtw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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What are the "Gifts" you give the NPCs for the dating game aspect of Mushroom Shrine?

Update:

Takeno takes blue/orange potions, and apparently elixirs as well.

Kurama takes arrow for bow

Kino takes mushroom dolls you can get from orange mush and potentially others as well.

Tengu takes ores of some types, so far aquamarine and garnet ore for certain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrimeBrine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?

Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi

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Date night dinner. Wild mushroom stew, crab cakes, steamed clams, and a fat lemon. Thanks babe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luna_moonweaver
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I’m not sure if anyone else has seen or posted this.But just in case-It’s a little dated but it’s still very valuable information~Tips for growing mushrooms for Different stages of Mycology-Edited by Bill Russel reddit.com/gallery/ob77gc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naked_Mycologist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Jerry fears his Twitter heckler is funnier than he is; while researching genealogy, Elaine discovers that Puddy is related to John Wayne Gacy; Kramer grows mushrooms for a new farm to table restaurant in George's parent's basement; George finds out the woman he is dating is Susan's niece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikeston
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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[OC] Tomato and mushroom infused tofu. A dish traditionaly prepared by aspiring elven cooks for the purpouse of impressing a partner on their first date (wish me luck)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/penkasz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Mellow Mushroom opening date

Does anyone have information on the expected date for Mellow Mushroom opening? Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisguyalton
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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a mushroom identification poster dated from 1908 i bought yesterday! reddit.com/gallery/ms9srx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/antihistamemes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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These are the densest mushrooms I have grown to date.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlcheMycelia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Dating Skill Level: Mushroom for Improvement imgur.com/9kSXmzA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanderman123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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We are having a Spanish tapas Picknick tomorrow, so obviously I prepared some eggplant wrapped dates, aioli and grilled mushrooms ☺️☺️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobbylovesyou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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[WP] As a citizen of Mushroom Kingdom, you uncover evidence that Princess Toadstool was secretly dating Bowser all along, and you must break the news to Mario. VERSION I

Gill held the great honor of serving as her majesty, Princess Peach's personal servant. He helped her get into those absurd dresses, served her freshly prepared food, and tidied anything that managed to find itself out of place. Pride and gratitude for his position compelled him to perform these tasks dutifully and thoroughly.

And so it was that he came upon a letter hanging from a secret door that had been hastily closed. He moved to push the letter back in, trying not to read the words. He respected his princess' privacy. As he pushed the letter, he revealed a second underneath it. The first had been written in the tight, neat script of the princess. This second letter was covered in an unkempt scrawl.

Gill's curiosity bested him, and he carefully withdrew the letters, glancing at the door to verify his privacy. It was closed. Quite alone, he examined the letters more closely. His stomach tightened and his pulse quickened. The letters fell to the floor. Gill staggered backward, barely catching himself on a nightstand.

Bowser wasn't kidnapping the princess. He was dating her!

Gill's mind reeled with this information. He had to do something. Anything to take his mind off this terrible revelation. After carefully replacing the letters, he slipped out of the princess' chambers and took a stroll across the grounds.

By the time he had reached the end of the royal gardens he had decided. He must tell Mario. Better for him to decide what to do with this information than a lowly toadstool like himself. He found Mario with Luigi in the sparring grounds. Luigi wore hardplated, black armor and pelted Mario with throwing hammers. Mario, dressed like a raccoon deftly dodged the hammers with a spin, then leapt into the air, flying at Luigi and finishing him with a kick.

The armor exploded, but Luigi remained full-sized. Righting himself, Luigi leapt into the air. Mario, now firmly planted on the ground, rolled away as Luigi came crashing down, leaving a small crater in the ground. As Mario righted himself from the roll Luigi slid past, sweeping Mario's legs out from under him.

Mario's cape vanished, revealing his familiar red-and-blue attire. Mario reached for a green turtle shell, hurling it at Luigi. Luigi jumped over the shell as it whipped past, but it ricocheted off a wall and came racing back toward him. Taken from behind, Luigi shrunk to half his size.

"Wahoo!" Mario celebrated, but in his excitement he forgot the turtle shel

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LewisClarke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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[WP] As a citizen of Mushroom Kingdom, you uncover evidence that Princess Toadstool was secretly dating Bowser all along, and you must break the news to Mario. VERSION II

Puffball steeled himself for the task ahead. Someone had to tell Mario. It was the right thing to do. Puffball, Boleto, and Morel had been minding their own business, carefully refilling the coin cubes when they spotted her. Princess Peach, their beloved ruler, hid in an enclave with Bowser. Hidden by the bushes, they revealed their charade.

Puffball felt the pang of betrayal all over again. Poor Morel had gasped in surprise, alerting the secret lovers to their position. They scrambled, but only Puffball survived. Bowser's claws sliced Boleto into three neat pieces, and his fire breath baked Morel alive. Puffball rubbed his bottom, remembering the heat of the blast. If only one of them had survived, they could have been the one to break Mario's heart. Alas, the task fell to Puffball and Puffball alone.

He pushed the castle door. It swung open with remarkable ease, revealing a brightly lit stone hallway leading up to a modest throne. Mario sat staring at the entrance, eerily still. "Mu..Mr. Mario, sir?" Puffball mumbled, approaching the throne. "It's-a me, Mario!" Mario beamed back.

Puffball relaxed a little. Mario looked just as jolly as Puffball had always imagined him.

"Ma...Mario, I have some bad news. You see, my friends and I we...well what I mean to say is...we were...but then we heard them whispering and...oh...oh...Princess Peach is dating Bowser!" Puffball continued.

"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed, his white, gloved hands tensing on the arms of his throne.

"I know!" Puffball agreed. "We couldn't believe it ourselves. Morel gasped in surprise he was so shocked. That was a bad thing because it alerted them to our position. Bowser he...he...he killed Morel and Boleto, sir! I...I'm the only one left that saw them."

"Uh-oh!" Mario yelled, jumping to his feet.

"Yes, I'm sorry to be the bearer of this heartbreaking news, but I knew that you had to know." Puffball finished lamely.

Mario's eyes gleamed. Just then, a door to a rear chamber opened and Princess Peach emerged.

"I knew you would come here." She said, floating over to stand at Mario's side. "Did you really think Mario came to 'rescue' me all those times without being suspicious? No, because he knows. I'm not hoodwinking Mario, I'm fooling Bowser! My kidnaps provide pretense for military action. Do you know how much territory the mushroom kingdom has gained thanks to Bowser's reckless behavior in the name of love? We're three times as powerful as the day my father, King

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LewisClarke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Mushrooms made from Date Dots.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chalkarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Any news on Malcom the Mushroom release? Date or where to find?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosesinmyveiins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Rosemary+BBQ rib-eye, whole mushrooms and grilled dinner-rolls for date-night with the missus - how'd I do?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jofster78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudmarine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2012
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Italian Date Night seeing as we can't go out.. Mushroom Crostini's, Cheese and Tomato Conchiglioni and Tiramasu reddit.com/gallery/le5gwp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JubzAlmighty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Speculation on the Exact Date of the Mushroom Bomb’s Detonation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyNamedEli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I do fancy date nights with my 10 year old once a month, this month is: cod with mushroom wine butter sauce, roasted potatoes with garlic miso butter, and asparagus wrapped in Boursin and prosciutto. Quite tasty!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenisaidbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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That time when your mushrooms decide their spore release and your vacation return date are not synced up. Luckily they were still OK and not decomposing when I arrived to harvest. reddit.com/gallery/m0jsjf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKLNinCH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I made a well-supported speculation on the exact date of the Mushroom Bomb’s detonation (not clickbait, I promise) docs.google.com/document/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyNamedEli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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(Hiring) psychedelic artist- Creating a mushroom based health company and need someone to add their trippy vibes to it.logo will be put on stickers and clothing. Would like a digital final product, scalable. Due date is in 10 days This is my rough draft Budget is $80 usd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrippyTrailBlazer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Tofu tempura and sesame mushroom sushi with vegan spicy Mayo :) this year’s at-home Valentine’s Day date.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hr342509
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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As requested on r/psychedelics (linked in comments) here are all pages from 'A Guide To British Psilocybin Mushrooms' (note: dates from 1977, probably refer to more recent research for actual advice/data) reddit.com/gallery/kfpu2e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondodrooldraft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?

He seemed like a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Wojak rule
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arian_bk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Expiration date for mushrooms?

Hey all, I searched the sub and couldn’t find info on this. I’ve had some ground up mushrooms in a closet for about a year and I know they lose a lot of potency over time, but do they expire? I guess I just don’t want to get sick or have a bad trip because of how old they are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatopotatoe666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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date night consist of mushrooms and taking sneaky slutty photos in public πŸ’‹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_forbiddenmoon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Some of my favorite wild coral mushrooms to date. They're by far my favorite thing to find in the wild, are there any specific fungi, etc. that you just get unusually excited to see? reddit.com/gallery/knl0fd
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