Any software people here?
What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?
What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?
There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.
What do you get when you cross an Austrian city with cyber protection software?
I've installed a Photoshop software.
Software glitches come free of cost but cost a lot.
What do you call a software engineer doing squats?
Problems in Apple's software shouldn't be called bugs
How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
How does Al Gore program music software?
By using Al Gore rhythms.
What do you get when you cross a Software Engineer with an English teacher?
How many arrays do you give a software engineer for finishing a feature?
Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array!
Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed...
Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?
It's a regular expression.
I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.
I'm gonna create open sores software...
...and stay on the bleeding edge of technology. But if you don't like my software, you can suture self.
I was caught stealing an image editing software from the store.
I'm now charged with photoshoplifting.
Did you hear the guy from Dirty Jobs started a software company?
There was an article about Apple's newest meme locating software
What happened when the IT guy made an off-color joke about anti virus software?
He was accused of being anti Symantec.
So I've been worried about this malicious software that locks my computer onto an online bowler's website...
But I guess I'm not the only one worried about the E-Bowler virus
Apple to Release New Software Update for the Visually Impaired: iPatch
>i'm ^sorry ^^i'll ^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked?
Well, everything's running again.
What do you call the presentation software used by gardeners
From Software missed an opportunity in releasing Dark Souls 3 on March 20, 2016....
If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafé on McAfee
What is the favorite food of software developers?
A man from Delhi who worked for Microsoft got fired after trying to start his own software company.
He forgot he'd signed a naan-compete.
I'm taking a forty-day break from spreadsheet software.
We Were Using "R", the Software Environment, in my Stats Class Today
The professor asked us what a pirate's favourite letter was. We all grudgingly answered "R..." in unison. "NAY," he replied. "It's the C!"
"Our product will be released according to a fixed software schedule"
That's much better than a broken software schedule.
I'm a developer for a software called CAM
My manager sees me working late on the IM.
MANAGER: burning the midnight oil?
ME: yeah
MANAGER: alright, good night and don't let the CAM bugs bite!
Arguing with your wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end...
...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement
In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree."
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
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