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Google Android Puns

A list of puns related to "Google Android"

Dad joked my girl friend when she lost her phone, it has a Beyonce case on it

Me: Do you want me to call it?

Her: It is on silent

Me: If you like it you should have put a ring on it

Her: Fuck you

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👤︎ u/_var_log_messages
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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My best friend Gavin died of heart burn

Still can't believe Gav is gone.

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👤︎ u/WaxyTax
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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👤︎ u/neoraydm
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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S-voice pulled this one on me (S-voice is android's version of siri)

I asked: "What is my name"

It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.

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👤︎ u/Half_Eyed_Worm
📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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Just dadjoked my wife after we used Google's new Duo app

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

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👤︎ u/aamir64
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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