A list of puns related to "Playstation 2"
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
Playstation 1
The Sunni Playstation
are sitting at a doctor's office waiting to be seen. Attempting to make small talk, the shoe turns to the clock and says, "I went to buy the new Playstation but when I got there they were souled out. I guess I'll have to wait in line next time." The clock responds "I got one because I was the first in line. I've got plenty of time on my hands."
I'm sorry in advance.
When I was younger, I had a Playstation 2 and a game called SOCOM: US Navy Seals that let you order your virtual team around with different voice commands. I'd be doing a mission and give the command to go weapons free by saying (basically yelling) "Fire at will." Every time I'd do that, my dad's voice would shout back "Who's Will and what'd he do to get shot at?"
So my dad picked up my brother's Playstation 4 from BestBuy and called me.
Dad: "Yea, we picked up the Playstation today and now I can't get your mother off the thing."
That didn't sound like my mom. She barely knows how to use her iPad, so I said "huh?"
He replies, "She's sitting on it."
... facepalm.
I was walking with my daughter in Paris, dressed up after going to her sister's graduation. "These high-heels are killing me," she complained.
"Take them off," I suggested.
"i don't want to get, I don't know, France-tetanus."
"Yeah, that and... Paris-ites."
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