A list of puns related to "Grand Theft Auto"
He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.
Mom: "He's going so slow, why don't they just pull in front of him?"
Me: "if it's grand theft auto they might be worried he's armed."
Dad: "Well of course he's armed."
Me: "How can you be sure?"
Dad: "Well he can't drive with no arms!"
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