Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
Why did Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
They argued about who will clean windows.
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.
I just hope he will accept my cookies.
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
Is bill gate a bill-ionaire?
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
I saw Bill Gates at the airport today
So if you get knighted by Bill Gates
Does that make you an edge lord?
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
We should all thank Bill Gates during Covid-19...
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
I dont understand why so many people are mad at Bill Gates
he basically invented PC.
Bill Gates is clapping slowly.
Wow, I lived during the time Bill Gates was alive
I can't wait to tell that to people a thousand years from now!
Some people believe that the creator of Minecraft is Bill Gates.
Who called it toll booths instead of bill gates?
What did Bugs Bunny say when he met Bill Gates?
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...
You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.
Bill Gates: "Today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed.."
"Hey, its not my fault they don't have windows"
Bill Gates was feeling a little ill.
He turned to his wife and said, “Honey it’s really awful. I feel like a million dollars.”
What do you call Elon Musk standing between Bill and Melinda Gates?
If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together
You could technically say the design was ElonGated
If Elon Musk and Bill Gates put their genes into a baby, the baby would get longer...
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
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