My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
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Microsoft puns are the best puns
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There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
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︎ Nov 02 2020
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Microsoft note-d
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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
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Microsoft is unwanted here
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Physician: So youβre telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I donβt want him to spreadsheet about me.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What do Microsoft employees put in their sandwiches?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why is Microsoft Outlook no good for communication?
Because Out Look is the opposite of In Touch.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
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If Microsoft made a music player what would itβs name be.
Doesnβt matter. Itβll be gone too Zune.
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What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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︎ Jan 26 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.
You have my word.
(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)
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Microsoft office
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︎ Jan 20 2020
The teacher asked the student about the progress on the Microsoft Office course.
The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'
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︎ Jan 27 2020
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you
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︎ Aug 12 2020
To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
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︎ Nov 02 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office ....
I will find you. You have my Word.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word!
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︎ Aug 02 2020
To the person whole stole my Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Apr 05 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Nov 12 2019
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word!
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︎ Feb 25 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
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︎ May 19 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my Word!
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︎ May 06 2020
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Someone stole my Microsoft Office, and they're going to pay.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
I will find you. You have my Word!
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A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I donβt want him to spreadsheet about me.
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