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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimace1542
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Microsoft is just another word for erectile dysfunction.

because penis is small and soft when not erect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DE_FRAGGER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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To the guy who stole my copy of Microsoft Word. I will find you...

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulagrawal97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Man Microsoft word is my jam!

I excel at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.

Such font memories...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......

"Ah still love Vista Baby....."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I recently got a new job!

A little bit of Background information:Β  When I was a young lad, my father was a professional glass cleaner.Β Β  Not just for a job, cleaning Glass was this man's passion!Β  He always wanted me to take over for him when I grew up, but I always thought it would be a pain, it was a silly job, really.Β Β  However, I knew that my father would be shattered if I didn't put an honest effort into the cleaning business.Β Β Β  The first time I perfectly cleaned a mirror, I realized I could really see myself doing this!Β Β  My father was wiping away tears of pride when I began to become as passionate as he was.

Anyways, fast forward to a couple months ago.Β Β  I have taken over my father's cleaning company, and was working a job at a publishing agency.Β  Now, due to the pandemic, this building had set up different entry points depending on the purpose of your visit, and each one was gated and stationed by an employee so you could have your temperature taken and go through a checklist to ensure you don't have any symptoms, etc.

After finishing the contract at this building, the owner was so impressed with my work that he said he would like to recommend me for a permanent job with a friend of his.Β Β  At first, I was skeptical (I had taken over the family business, after all), but it was becoming difficult to find regular clients anymore, so I agreed.Β Β Β  He gave me a single sheet from a notepad, and told me to write down something about myself that sets me apart from others in my line of work, and I should make it a very impactful statement,Β  his friend was a very busy man and wouldn't look at more than notes like these.Β Β Β  I wasn't sure what to write on the spot, so he told me to think about it, and return the note when I come back to leave the bill for my work.

So I came back a few days later, went through the gate to drop off my bill and my note about how I am much better than any other glass cleaner out there.Β Β Β  Well, it turns out the friend of the publishing agency's owner was a hiring manager for a well-known computer company, and my note really caught his eye, and I was offered the job!Β Β  Now I make more money every two weeks than I had with a month!Β Β  At first, I though my father would be upset by me leaving the family business behind, but he told me "As long as you are happy where you are, with what you are doing, then you are succeeding in life.Β  You are no longer a student of glass cleaning, you are my equal, and I am proud of you"Β  I never realized how freeing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terjulmar
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Micro pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdramanuj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Microsoft note-d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Thats the truth right there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Credit to u/krstyan on r/memes

Boss: β€œSo how good are you at PowerPoint?”

Dad: β€œ I Excel at it!”

Boss: β€œWas that a Microsoft Office pun?”

Dad: β€œWord.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_The_Doggo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My Dad Turned Into Liam Neson

Dad moves Microsoft Office off of the home screen

Dad: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Man walks into interveiw

Interveiwer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Man: "I Excel at it." Interveiwer: "Was that supposed to be a Microsoft Office joke?" Man: "Word"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Got my buddy good...

My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beer4adog615
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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Made my coworker hurt from this bad joke

My coworker and I were talking:

Me: "You will definitely get your project done."

Him: "Word."

Me: some lame-ass comment acting like I'm still 12

Him: "No, I was meaning the Microsoft kind."

Me: "You really 'Excel'-led at that joke. It was on 'powerPoint'!" (Emphasis on point, not power).

He groaned, and went back to work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azotherian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2015
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Word, I will find you

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImTomRS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Interviewer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it."

Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Conversation with my boss

Boss: are you any good at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Is that a Microsoft joke?

Me: Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martycus
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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We all know there is a dad out there like this....

Boss- β€œHow good are you at PowerPoint?”

Me- β€œI excel at it”

Boss” β€œWas that a Microsoft office pun?”

Me- β€œ Word”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerMeiz18
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Office Pun

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it"

Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Groans in the workplace

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint? Dad: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Dad: Word.

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