Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?

All it does is spreadsheet.

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What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?

SUMPRODUCT()

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So I had just finished my Data Visualisation assignment on Microsoft Excel when suddenly it crashed. I nearly shit me cacks when I realised I forgot to save it. Thanks be to jaysus the program restarted with my graph intact...

... Lads, I almost lost the plot.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Why can't Microsoft Excel properly defecate inside a small jar?

Because it spreadsheet

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Microsoft note-d
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My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...

You have my Word.

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Credit to u/krstyan on r/memes

Boss: β€œSo how good are you at PowerPoint?”

Dad: β€œ I Excel at it!”

Boss: β€œWas that a Microsoft Office pun?”

Dad: β€œWord.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_The_Doggo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Man walks into interveiw

Interveiwer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Man: "I Excel at it." Interveiwer: "Was that supposed to be a Microsoft Office joke?" Man: "Word"

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Got my buddy good...

My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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Made my coworker hurt from this bad joke

My coworker and I were talking:

Me: "You will definitely get your project done."

Him: "Word."

Me: some lame-ass comment acting like I'm still 12

Him: "No, I was meaning the Microsoft kind."

Me: "You really 'Excel'-led at that joke. It was on 'powerPoint'!" (Emphasis on point, not power).

He groaned, and went back to work

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2015
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office

- Word

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A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.

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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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Interviewer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it."

Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word.

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it."

Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: β€œWord”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Conversation with my boss

Boss: are you any good at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Is that a Microsoft joke?

Me: Word

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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We all know there is a dad out there like this....

Boss- β€œHow good are you at PowerPoint?”

Me- β€œI excel at it”

Boss” β€œWas that a Microsoft office pun?”

Me- β€œ Word”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Office Pun

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it"

Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Groans in the workplace

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint? Dad: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Dad: Word.

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