Me: "Word".
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
All it does is spreadsheet.
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... Lads, I almost lost the plot.
Because it spreadsheet
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
You have my Word.
Boss: “So how good are you at PowerPoint?”
Dad: “ I Excel at it!”
Boss: “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?”
Dad: “Word.”
Interveiwer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Man: "I Excel at it." Interveiwer: "Was that supposed to be a Microsoft Office joke?" Man: "Word"
My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...
My coworker and I were talking:
Me: "You will definitely get your project done."
Him: "Word."
Me: some lame-ass comment acting like I'm still 12
Him: "No, I was meaning the Microsoft kind."
Me: "You really 'Excel'-led at that joke. It was on 'powerPoint'!" (Emphasis on point, not power).
He groaned, and went back to work
Me: "Word"
Me: "Word'
Me: "Word"
- Word
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
Me: "Word"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
You have my Word.
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: “Word”
Boss: are you any good at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Is that a Microsoft joke?
Me: Word
Boss- “How good are you at PowerPoint?”
Me- “I excel at it”
Boss” “Was that a Microsoft office pun?”
Me- “ Word”
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it"
Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word!"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint? Dad: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Dad: Word.
