A list of puns related to "Notebook"
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
He is now high on my list of priorities.
He foiled my plan.
It's spiraling out of control.
...but I was told I shouldn't make a fountain out of a Moleskine.
(crossposted to /r/fountainpens)
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.
So I brought a pen and a notebook and went to a pond.
Okay so today is payday and my wife and I were making up our budget. My son (2 years old) comes over and takes the pen trying to color on my wife's notebook. We turn it to a blank page and just let him go crazy.
He then starts trying to color on himself, marking a line on his forehead.
I take the pen and say, "No Joshua! That's where I, (looked at my wife when I said this next part) DRAW THE LINE." Wife groaned, my son wined for a bit, I laughed my ass off.
We decided to go to the local dollar tree to get a few binders and notebooks
"We aren't supposed to go in the store, it's against our religion"
"Why's that?"
"It is idollartree"
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