All of them.
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
It's very handy.
I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!
(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
...it’s become real handy
It's a handy way to communicate.
It can be quite a handful.
'Pasteurized milk' in sign language is 'Milk' Past your eyes.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Please raise your finger if you know the answer.
It‘s quite handy
Stop, Speed Limit 30, No turn on red, Yield.
Did you know sign language is the least spoken language in the world?
I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"
(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)
I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.
Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"
Me: "Well-"
Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"
I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.
All of them.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
It’s always good to have a few jokes handy
is the most unspoken language on earth.
It's pretty handy
It's pretty handy
it's pretty handy.
It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.
it’s very handy...
All of them.
It’s surprisingly very handy.
It really comes in handy
Sign language is the least spoken language in the world.
It is handy.
It could come in handy.
