My son says I should learn American Sign Language.

He says it's real handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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Sitting in my American Sign Language class when..

My professor signs:

What do you say to Deaf actors/actresses before a show?

Break a hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhoneyno_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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Coworker got us good

We were talking about American Sign Language and a few of us were showing what signs we knew. My coworker shows us the sign for milk, which is a motion as if you are milking a cow. He asks if we know what it means, and a few of us respond "milk." Then he does it again as he passes his hand in front of his face and asks, "How about this?" Everyone is stumped. He replies, "Pasteurized milk", everyone thinks about it for a few seconds, then lets out a collective groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ike54ato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2014
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My niece got me with this a year ago, it came up on an "On This Day" post in FB yesterday.

I'm a deaf man and I communicate via a combination of American Sign Language and English spoken language. My niece and I were sitting at a restaurant enjoying ourselves when she looks at me and signs, "I'm so glad I know sign language. It's really handy!"

I actually facepalmed on this one for the second time when it came up in my newsfeed yesterday. I'm such a proud uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defguysezhuh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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A 16 year old's dadjoke

Please forgive me but I just found this subreddit and after seeing another post it reminded me.

When I was in high school I took American Sign Language as my foreign language. Taught my sister the alphabet and for about two months she refused to speak, only used the ASL alphabet. AFTER getting a little tired of it one day I put my hand over my eyes and screamed "I can't hear you!"

We may have both cracked up for about 10 minutes because this was not an intentional joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaylaDee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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