What's a donut's astrological sign?
Me: reading the “No Fences” sign next to the road
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
What does the closed sign on a brothel say?
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
I used to have an addiction stealing road signs
But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
My boss wants me to sign up for a 401K...
I’m not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
Everyone should learn sign language.
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
My company keeps asking me to sign up for a 401k.
There's no way I could run that far.
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
I would never be into zodiac signs
Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
My wife got mad after I tried to convince her that she'd agreed to let me buy a neon sign.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
My street sign from a previous address:
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
A very descriptive road sign
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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