Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Shamelessly stolen on twitter, no clue about who did that. I have to dig something here...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Blues clues brother
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Daughter: βDad, ask me who sings this song. Iβll give you a clue, it starts with the letter βSβ!
Dad: βFirst, ask me if I care. Iβll give you a clue, it starts with the letter βNββ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.
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︎ May 17 2020
Clue: bros before ______
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
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︎ May 16 2020
The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by
He sensed something amiss
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︎ May 07 2020
Me: Hey, Iβm stuck on a crossword clue..βOverworked Postmanβ. Can you help?
Her: Ok. How many letters?
Me: Too many.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
this dude at my school had two separate hit lists. we all knew who was on the white one, but the blacklist? no clue.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I am stuck on a crossword clue
5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I asked my wife where I put my keys, she responded "I have no clue!"
I said "and I have no Monopoly, whats your point?"
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︎ Nov 27 2018
World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...
Was it the latter or the former?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
I thought the communist fish left at the scene would be the clue that cracked open the case.
But it was just a red herring.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Jeopardy clue: A two letter word for a direction away from the ground
buzzer "What is up?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
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︎ Jul 28 2018
Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.
Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill.
Me: how many letters?
Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!
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︎ Apr 05 2014
Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? Iβm stuck.
Her: Sure, what is it?
Me: βOverworked postmen.β
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
I asked my wife, βI am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?β
Her: Sure. What is it?
Me: The clue is βOverworked Postmanβ.
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Me: Iβm stuck on this crossword clueββan unemployed postmanβ! Can you help me?
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Zero.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
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