Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party
She never saw it coming!
Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`
I'm hiding in my Finnish Neighbours shed, waiting to jump out and surprise him.
It's like a sauna in here.
What do you call a surprise clothing launch?
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
I was in the garden last night and to my surprise there was this huge UFO, just hovering....
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Why can’t you ever surprise Darth Vader at Christmas?
Because he always senses your presents.
I bought my son a car accessory as a surprise but my wife told him what is was before I gave it to him.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Much to my surprise they added a roundabout on my route to work.
It really threw me for a loop.
Why can't you surprise plastic containers?
My wife brought home a parakeet yesterday. When she comes home, she’s in for a surprise because ...
Toucan play at this game.
How do you surprise a pokémon?
Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
To my surprise, my physician was the Mediterranean Sea
I guess C’s really do get degrees
Nade is buying meat for your proposal surprise party.
I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise
No one expects the Spanish ink sedition
This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.
To which I said, “That doesn’t make cents.”
I was searching pinterest for Ghost (band) wallpapers. This was a pleasant surprise.
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
I came home from a long day of work to find a surprise my girlfriend left me!
imgur.com/a/9nOTA
Dankmemes is shit but sometimes it surprises me
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
When I was 10 my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That was when I realized he was her
favorite twin, not me.
Rumors have it my roommate is going to surprise me with a set of loudspeakers
I don't like the sound of it
This bar joke caught me by surprise
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Which of Harry Potters spells never surprises anyone?
A wife finds out she's pregnant and wants to surprise her husband with the news...
"Honey, I'm pregnant!"
"Are you kidding me?"
"That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah."
Surprise dad joke from my wife
I will preface this by saying I work in IT.
The other day we were watching tv when my son started playing in front of the screen. The first statement I could come up with was “you’ve got to sit down your dad’s not a glassmaker”
My wife’s response was “but he does work with Windows”
I am a proud husband.
A bee-g surprise (x-post: r/funny)
My girlfriend said it’d really be a nice birthday surprise if I got her something to run around in.
So I bought her a tracksuit.
Sometimes my genius surprises even me [OC]
I got an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my COMPLETE surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
Every time I leave work early to surprise my wife, she always greets me with these three special words.
All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and she’s wanted to get a new cat (recently lost our old one), so my son and I got a cat from the animal shelter, put her gently into a large gift bag and brought her home. Before I could shut my driver door my son ran inside and ruined the surprise...
Can’t believe he let the cat out of the bag.
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
I wanted to surprise my wife by buying a dairy farm...
She had a cow when I told her.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
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