The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
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So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.

But all he could do was rune it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
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I saw Tom Hanks earlier today and asked him for an autograph

He just wrote thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirjackhepp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you guys think of my autograph?
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My Friend told me to get an Autograph from Drake,

So I brought a pen and a notebook and went to a pond.

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This might be my proudest dad joke so far

My daughter was meeting Daisy Duck at Disney world this morning and Daisy was signing her autograph book. I mentioned to the Disney cast member who was taking the photos that I didn't know that Daisy was left handed. The cast member said "Maybe she's ambidextrous" to which I replied "I think you mean ambiDUCKstrous".

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I've been booed out of two subs with this one so far (thank you /r/jokes and /r/gaming). If you guys don't enjoy this, it's likely no one will.

"Woah! Ryu! Man, I can't believe it's really you! Hey, um, I hate to be a bother, but... can I get an autograph?"

"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE YOU CAN!"

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Kid told me about a dream...

My son told me about a dream last night where he got a million dollars for his autograph. My response? "If someone's autograph is worth a lot of money... that's a really good sign."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastorjeff2000
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I met Tom Hanks today!

I asked for his autograph, but all he wrote was β€˜thanks’...

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