My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My dad just sent this one to me over Facebook.

Dad: "im so poor when i got rob yesterday i had to give them an I.O.U."

Me: "haha"

Dad: "the funny part about it. is that i gave them your name and address. they didnt ask for I.D."

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