31 Hilarious Address Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I received a letter with no address on today, who was it intended for?

It was a Mister E

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.

She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.

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👤︎ u/silashoulder

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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My street sign from a previous address:

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👤︎ u/OZeski

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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My son asked what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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What does a house wear? Address

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👤︎ u/slayercatz

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....

My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO

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👤︎ u/tinyfistofjustice

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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The order for this countertop has no address

It just says "For Mica".

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address

Guess it was an anonymous tip

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👤︎ u/PinkGamerGirlx

📅︎ Aug 14 2020

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My five year old son ’s dad in training comment when asked “what’s your address?”

Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!

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👤︎ u/lordwaters24

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.

Still made it to my door.

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👤︎ u/NoodleMaps

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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Why did Lincoln give the Gettysburg Address? /r/Jokes/comments/ghs2js/…

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👤︎ u/Tuhawaiki

📅︎ May 12 2020

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Helping the postman get this to the correct address

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👤︎ u/SoggyPaste

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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If toilets had an address, what would it be called?

And IPee address.

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👤︎ u/Kajinator

📅︎ Feb 16 2020

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Chuck Norris' email address:

Gmail@chucknorris.com

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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The address for this whale watching company

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👤︎ u/sarahjrs

📅︎ Aug 29 2019

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I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book

because he was under the rock

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👤︎ u/Labidian

📅︎ May 13 2019

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Let's address the elephant in the room.

Hello, elephant.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat

📅︎ Sep 28 2018

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Have it delivered to the Get Cheeseburger address.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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How to address stupidity:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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👤︎ u/mdame2

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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How do you address regal safety equipment?

Your Royal Harness.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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You should address people by their names.

That's the proper way to do it.

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👤︎ u/uglyswan101

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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roommate: I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room.

me: okay, where are we sending it?

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👤︎ u/heytheresexythang

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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I took my Doberman Pinscher to obedience classes to address his aggression issues.

He's now a Doberman Tickler.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jun 24 2018

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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Dec 06 2016

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I guess there have been safety concerns regarding NASCAR's track designs; specifically with the turns. In an attempt to address them, the courses were reversed.

They're all right now.

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👤︎ u/Thewilltosucceed

📅︎ Jan 13 2017

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What is the proper way to address a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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👤︎ u/delftblauw

📅︎ Apr 19 2017

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My wife said that she needed to address the envelopes...

Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."

Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.

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👤︎ u/Lereas

📅︎ Oct 14 2014

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My uncle is a father of three... I needed his address for my baby shower

Trying to invite my uncle to my baby shower went a little like this.....

Me:hey uncle can I get your address so I can send you an invitation?

Uncle:yeah come get it

Me:smart ass.....

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👤︎ u/Darth_Grandma

📅︎ May 12 2014

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How do you address a morose morse wordsmith?

Daw, pundit.

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👤︎ u/nicodemus26

📅︎ Jul 03 2014

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My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 10 2019

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