Who do baby crabs send letters to at Christmas?
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Cute Pun To Send Someone You Just Met
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you get when you send a bad audio file?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
When life sends you a lemon, squeeze the day.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
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︎ Feb 20 2021
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, βIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!β
I replied, βI'm on the toilet, please adviseβ¦β
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How did Vikings send secret messages?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!
Turns out theyβve got loads of them!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Where did they send the physicist who was convicted of terrorism?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Canβt figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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︎ May 14 2020
Where do you send your boots when they've been misbehaving?
Boot camp
Edit, "boot camp didn't work out so the boots went on a sole searching adventure."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What does the pope use to send his blessings?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Where do you send people who tell shitty puns
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Send all the children
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?
The steaks will be higher than ever
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︎ Feb 11 2020
If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
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︎ May 15 2020
Send me a message if you want to build a boat...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I'm getting old, and my kids had to send me away.
Now it seems that its a parently care center.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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︎ Feb 09 2020
He got me on this one. Screenshot I made him send me because he's not on Reddit
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︎ May 12 2020
What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?
A cesium and desist letter.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What does Ariana Grande send when someone gives her gifts?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Send Noods
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Honnold sends the Dawn Wall...
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︎ Apr 05 2020
How do you send warships via email?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
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︎ May 07 2020
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
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︎ May 10 2020
The kind of thing you send on the first date
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︎ Sep 07 2019
How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?
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︎ May 12 2020
How did Vikings send secret messages?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How did Vikings send secret messages?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
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How do Vikings send messages ?
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