Who do baby crabs send letters to at Christmas?

Santa Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Cute Pun To Send Someone You Just Met
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoodieQuotes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you get when you send a bad audio file?

A bit of FLAC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkSlav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?

A Boomer Aang.

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When life sends you a lemon, squeeze the day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.

She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tilt-a-whirly-gig
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa

What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why did the hacker send viruses by email?

He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?

I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

is that a romantic jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlenney1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!

Turns out they’ve got loads of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Where did they send the physicist who was convicted of terrorism?

Quantumamo Bay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keel_zuckerberg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Where do you send your boots when they've been misbehaving?

Boot camp

Edit, "boot camp didn't work out so the boots went on a sole searching adventure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PantsHelpMe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD

They call it a concentration camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What does the pope use to send his blessings?

Pray-pal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hvr1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Where do you send people who tell shitty puns

The pun-itentiary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Send all the children
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisDaCarrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?

The steaks will be higher than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouIdiotSandwhich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cephas11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Send me a message if you want to build a boat...

I Noah guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I'm getting old, and my kids had to send me away.

Now it seems that its a parently care center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avohka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarlyBirdComics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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He got me on this one. Screenshot I made him send me because he's not on Reddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanZs0l0
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?

A cesium and desist letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?

Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What does Ariana Grande send when someone gives her gifts?

A thank you.....text.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justoblanco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Send Noods
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yo_what_gives
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Honnold sends the Dawn Wall...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7sterling
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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How do you send warships via email?

Google Docks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?

It was chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyoRobo
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?

I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photog77
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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The kind of thing you send on the first date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blasphememer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?

Schnappchat!

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By using Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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How do Vikings send messages ?

With Norse Code!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frugatti_cuse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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